The Men's Room

Just a couple of notes about the men's room.

First, if you're in there, and some dude comes in, washes his hands and leaves, washing his hands wasn't his intention. Men do not go all the way to the men's room just to wash their hands. He came in to drop a doodie, and he didn't want to go into the stall in front of you. Though men are generally shameless, they find it difficult to enter stalls in front of other men. He will wait for you to leave the men's room, and then return to drop his bomb. Guaranteed.

Second, if you're in there, and a dude comes in and uses the urinal and then washes his hands, 9 times out of 10, he's washing his hands for your benefit. He does not normally wash his hands after he urinates. In fact, he's annoyed that he has to because you're in there. Of course, if he doesn't, you'll spread the rumor that he's a filthy animal that doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom, even though you do too.

Finally, I am THIS close to moving the blog to something other than Myspace. If I get one more fucking "unexpected error" and lose a blog, or have to click "post blog" 87 times before it posts, or I lose one to one of their unexpected errors, I'm going to lose my mind. Whatever is left of my mind, I will lose it. Perhaps Tom should spend less time designing annoying ads for movies I'll never see or bands I'll never listen to on the front page, and make the blog fucking work.

This is a 32 year old man, complaining about the error messages on my Myspace blog. Good lord.